Well, well, well, lookie here! Today, I’m gonna gab about that fancy-pants watch, the Rolex New Green Submariner. Some folks call it the “Hulk,” but I just call it that green one. And that “Original order” thing? Don’t even get me started! It is a kind of, how do you say, “High imitation”?
Now, I ain’t no expert on these shiny things, but I heard a thing or two. This here Rolex, it’s supposed to be all special and whatnot. I don’t know. It is just a watch, right? But, some people, they go crazy for them. Like they’re gold or something. Maybe they are, who knows?
They say this green one, the Submariner, it’s for divin’ and such. You know, goin’ under the water. Like them frogmen in the movies. Can’t say I’ve done much divin’ myself. Unless you count dunkin’ biscuits in my tea.
- This Rolex, it’s heavy, they say.
- The real one is 40 millimeters. Big, huh?
- That’s like, um, a little bigger than my thumb, I reckon.
And, you can find many fake ones these days. So many, it is hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones. They say the fake ones are all over the place. Cheaper, of course. But who wants a fake watch? Might as well wear a turnip on your wrist. It is not a good idea to buy a fake watch. If you can afford it, just buy a real one.
But this here Rolex New Green Submariner, it’s got that green face. Like a frog, almost. I don’t see the appeal, myself. I like my flowers pink and my watches… well, I don’t wear a watch. Got a clock on the wall. Does the job just fine. They say the real one, it shines just so. And it’s got all these little numbers and lines and whatnot.
I saw one of them Rolex watches once, down at the market. A fella was sellin’ ’em. Said they were real. But they were too cheap. “Too good to be true,” I told him. He didn’t like that much. But hey, I speak my mind. I ain’t gonna be fooled by some shiny trinket. I don’t have much money. So I don’t buy these fancy things. But, I like to know things.
If you’re gonna buy one of these fancy watches, you gotta be careful. There are so many fakes around. Gotta look real close. Feel the weight. Check the numbers. They say the real ones are perfect. Every little detail. Like a tiny little machine. Some people, they look at them real close, with a little magnifying glass. I guess if you are buying a Rolex, you have to do that. Make sure you don’t get fooled.
This “Original order” thing, they say it means it’s like the first one they made. The real deal. But how can you know, really? Gotta trust the person you’re buyin’ it from. And that’s a tricky thing these days. There are so many, you know, not-so-honest people out there. It is a shame.
- High imitation Rolex, they’re everywhere.
- The real ones, they’re hard to find.
- If you find one, hold onto it tight!
- Don’t lose it, or you’ll be cryin’ all night!
I heard that these Rolex watches, they keep their value. So, if you buy one, you can sell it later for more money. That’s what they say, anyway. I don’t know. I ain’t never owned one. But it sounds like a good investment, maybe. If you have a lot of money, you can buy one. Keep it for a while. Then sell it. Make a profit. That sounds good, huh?
So, this Rolex New Green Submariner, “Original order” or not, it’s a fancy thing. For fancy folks. Not for me. I’m happy with my old clock. But if you’re gonna get one, be careful. Do your research, they say. Learn all about it. So you don’t get fooled. That’s the best advice I can give. For any kind of watch, really. Fake Rolex or real Rolex. It does not matter. Do your research. Don’t get fooled. That is the most important thing.
And one more thing, if you see a watch that says “FAKERolex,” well, that is for sure a fake one. Don’t buy that one. Even I know that. Even if you are not a watch expert, you should know that, too.
Well, that’s all I gotta say about that. Hope it helps someone. Maybe. Or not. Either way, I’m gonna go have a cup of tea now. And maybe a biscuit. Or two. Don’t tell anyone.