Well, let me tell you, I saw this thing, this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chrono Chime thing, at them fancy stores. You know, the ones with the shiny floors and all them pretty lights? They call ’em Specialty Stores. Lord, that name is a mouthful. Anyways, this watch thing, it’s somethin’ else.
They say it’s for them fancy folks, the collectors, you know? The ones who got more money than sense, if you ask me. This Copy Omega Speedmaster, it’s big. Like, 45 mm big. That’s bigger than my thumb, I reckon. And it’s got all these doohickeys on it. Buttons and dials and whatnot. They say it tells the time. Well, I should hope so, for the price they’re askin’!
And this thing, it chimes. Like a dang clock! They say it’s a “Chrono Chime”. It makes noise to tell time. Well, ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, we just looked at the sun. Or listened for the rooster. This Copy Omega Speedmaster Chrono Chime, it’s got some fancy insides. They call it a “Calibre,” or “Caliber,” or something. Took ’em six years to make, six years! Can you believe it? They call it a 1932 Calibre. My back is sore just from hearing about it.
Now, this whole Omega thing, they’ve been doin’ this for a long time, it seems. They’re like the timekeepers for them Olympics. You know, the games with all the runnin’ and jumpin’ and swimmin’. They started that back in ’32, in some place called Los Angeles. Sounds like angels, don’t it? This Omega Speedmaster Chrono Chime ain’t cheap. They say it’s like half a million dollars! I nearly fainted when I heard that.
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I saw other watches there too, a whole bunch of them. They are all called Copy Omega Speedmaster, just like different animals in a farm. They had a collection, like how I collect my eggs. They call it the “Two Counters Collection”. Don’t ask me what that means. Sounds like somethin’ from a bank, don’t it? And they say you can buy these things online. On the internet! Imagine that. Buyin’ a watch without even touchin’ it. Back in my day, we’d never do such a thing.
They got different kinds of these Copy Omega Speedmaster watches, too. Some you gotta wind up, like them old clocks. Others, they wind themselves. They call ’em “automatic.” Like magic, I guess. Me, I’d rather wind it myself. That way I know it’s done right. And this “automatic” thing, sounds like a fancy word for lazy, if you ask me.
They say this Copy Omega Speedmaster thing is special. One of the best in the business. “Prestigious,” they called it. Like that fancy word for a smarty pants, ain’t it? Well, I guess if you got the money, and you like that sorta thing, then go for it. But me? I’ll stick to my old ways. I don’t need no fancy watch to tell me the time.
They got all these names for these things, too. Copy Omega Speedmaster Moonwatch, Fake Omega Speedmaster. Just a bunch of words, if you ask me. I reckon a watch is a watch. If it can tell you the time, good enough. This whole thing is making my head spin. It’s like listening to the preacher on Sunday, all those big words you don’t understand.
So, this Copy OMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chrono Chime in them Specialty Stores, it’s a sight to behold. But it ain’t for me. I reckon I’ll just stick to the sun and the roosters. They never let me down. This whole thing has been a hoot, lemme tell ya. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to all these newfangled things. But I sure do like telling people about ‘em!
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