Hey there, lemme tell you about these Rolex watches. I saw them on the TV, shiny and fancy. This one, it’s called a “High Imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner.” Sounds like a mouthful, right? They say it’s like the ones in the official store, but cheaper. I don’t know about all that, but it sure looks nice.
This Submariner, it’s black, like the night sky. They say it’s for divin’, but I ain’t never seen nobody go divin’ with a watch like that. Probably just for show. And “No-Date” means it don’t tell you the date. You gotta remember that yourself. My old clock on the wall has the date, but it’s always wrong anyway. These new-fangled things, always tryin’ to be different.
They say these Rolex watches are somethin’ special. Lots of folks want ’em. You see ’em on those movie stars and rich folks. Must be nice to have that kind of money. I hear some of these watches cost more than my whole house! Can you believe that? For a watch! It’s just crazy, I tell ya.
I saw on the TV they say you can buy these things called “High Imitation.” Means it looks like the real thing, but it ain’t. Like when you buy that fake leather purse down at the market. Looks good from far away, but up close, you can tell. These watches, they probably the same. But hey, if you want to look like you got money, maybe it’s worth it. Official flagship store probably sells the real deal though.
My neighbor, she got one of these Rolex watches once. Bragged about it all the time. Said it was a gift from her son, the one who moved to the big city. She wore it everywhere, even to do the washin’. Showed it off to everyone. Then one day, she lost it. Never found it again. Said it must’ve fallen off somewhere. I told her, “See? That’s what happens when you got fancy things. Just more to worry about.”
These Submariner watches, they say they’re tough. Like they can handle anything. I guess that’s good if you’re clumsy like me. I’m always droppin’ things. My old watch, it’s got a cracked face, but it still tells the time. Maybe not the right time, but it’s close enough. Who needs to know the exact time anyway? Sun comes up, sun goes down, that’s all I need to know.
- They got these Rolex watches in different sizes.
- Some big, some small.
- I like the small ones.
- They fit better on my wrist.
- Big ones are too heavy, I bet you cannot do anything with it.
They say these Submariner watches are 41mm, what ever that means. I just saw it’s big on your wrist. They used to be 40mm, even smaller. They say it’s the smallest diving watch from Rolex. Fancy words for a watch, right?
They say this Submariner is made of steel. Like those pots and pans I got in the kitchen. Strong stuff, I guess. And some are made of gold! Can you imagine? A gold watch! Must be worth a fortune. I’d be too scared to wear it. I’d probably just keep it in a box under my bed. Too afraid someone would steal it, you see? The gold ones, the real ones are expensive though. I heard it cost over 10 thousand dollars! Official flagship store probably sells them, but I won’t buy it.
They say you can buy these Rolex watches on that internet thing, “ebay.” Never used it myself. I’m not good with those computer things. My granddaughter, she helps me with it sometimes. She showed me how to look at pictures of cats. Cute little things. But I think this ebay place is where you can find old stuff, like 70% new. That means it’s used, but still okay.
But this “High Imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner,” that’s a long name. I’ll just call it the “Black Watch.” It’s probably cheaper than the real Rolex. Maybe you can find it on that “ebay” place. Or maybe not. I don’t know. I just see these things on TV and think, “Well, ain’t that somethin’.” It’s a whole different world out there, I tell ya. A world with fancy watches and internet things. Me, I’m happy with my old clock and my garden. That’s all I need, really.
I heard some real Rolex has date on it, but some not. If you need a date, look at your phone! Who needs a watch to tell the date, right? These young folks don’t know anything, spend so much money on a watch. Back in the day, we don’t have these.
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