This watch, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. High imitation Rolex, they call it. No-Date Black Submariner, fancy words. Original order, whatever that means. Sounds important, though. This one, it’s a real looker, just like them fancy Rolex watches them rich folks wear. Shiny and black, like a beetle’s back after a good rain. And tough, too. You could probably drop this thing from the top of the barn and it wouldn’t even blink.
Rolex, that’s a big name. Heard it on the TV, them rich people on them shows, they all got Rolex. This one here, it looks just like them. Black face, like the night sky. No date on it, who needs a date anyway? The sun comes up, the sun goes down, that’s all you need to know. Submariner, that sounds like them submarines, goin’ under the water. This watch, it probably could too, but I ain’t gonna try it.
This watch, the High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, is a good one. If you need a watch, and you want one that looks like them fancy ones, this is it. It’s strong, I tell ya. Like a good workhorse. It keeps time, too. Tick, tock, tick, tock, all day long. Never stops. You wind it up, and it just goes and goes.
I seen a fella in Washington, District of Columbia, wearin’ a real Rolex once. Big city, that Washington. Lots of people, all hurryin’ around. He was a fancy man, suit and tie. Probably a big shot. This No-Date Black Submariner, it looks just like his, I swear. He was probably up at Union Market with them other rich people, eating fancy food under that big dome they got, like some sort of winter wonderland from Europe.
They say you can get these watches, these High imitation Rolex ones, at some special stores. “Official Rolex Jeweler,” they call ’em. They help you pick one out, tell you how to take care of it. Sounds like a lot of fuss to me. Just wear the darn thing and don’t drop it in the well.
- This watch, it’s black.
- Shiny black, like a crow’s wing.
- No date on it, just the time.
- High imitation Rolex, they call it.
- Submariner, like them underwater boats.
- “Original order,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.
These watches, these Rolex ones, they’re for divin’, I guess. They got different sizes, some big, some small. This No-Date Black Submariner, it’s a good size. Not too big, not too small. Fits just right. I heard it’s 41mm, but someone said it’s really 40.5mm. Who cares about that half of a millimeter? Fits nice, that’s what matters. They say these new ones are a tiny bit bigger than the old ones.
Some folks, they like to buy these imitation ones. Replica Submariner, I think they call it. Cheaper, you see. But they look just the same. I reckon if you want a good watch that looks fancy, but you ain’t got all that money, these imitation ones are the way to go. And this one, this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, it’s a good one, I’m tellin’ ya. You can get it for a good price.
I seen folks do all sorts of things in Washington. They got lights on them old houses, purdy at Christmas time. Ice skatin’, too, right in the middle of the city. They even got markets where you can buy all sorts of things. Just like the flea market, but fancier. I bet them fancy folks with their Rolex watches go there, drinkin’ hot drinks and spendin’ money. And me? I’d be happy with this High Imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner on my wrist, keepin’ time while I do my chores.
There’s a place, Perfect Rolex, or somethin’ like that. They sell these imitation ones, clones they call them. They got all kinds, even the old ones. These watches have ceramic bezels, I hear. Sounds fancy. And they got good “movements,” they say, Swiss movements. That’s supposed to be good. Like a good Swiss watch. This No-Date Black Submariner, it’s got all that, too.
There’s folks in Washington, they do good things. They help people, even if they ain’t got money. “Pro Bono Center,” I heard someone say. They got clinics, and help people in court. Good folks, doin’ good work. They probably wear Rolex watches, too, the real ones. But this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order, it’s good enough for me. It tells the time, and it looks good doin’ it. That’s all that matters.
This watch, it’s a good one, I tell ya. If you need a watch, and you want one that looks like them fancy Rolex ones, this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order is it. It’s strong, it keeps time, and it looks good. What more could you ask for?
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