This here, this bag, it’s called a, a whatchamacallit… a YSL COLLEGE BAG. Yeah, that’s it. And let me tell you, this ain’t no ordinary bag. This one, they say it’s “original order“. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Means it’s the real deal, like the ones them rich folks carry around.
Now, I seen a lot of bags in my day. Carried ’em full of taters, carried ’em full of chicken feed, even carried one full of them little kittens one time. But this YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s different. It’s all… smooth and shiny. Like a polished river stone. And the color, oh, honey, it’s the color of a… a ripe berry, just ready to be picked.
They say these YSL bags, the real ones, they got some words on ’em. “SAINT LAURENT PARIS,” all in them big letters. Like a sign on the road, you can’t miss it. And neat, too, not all jumbled up like some of them cheap signs you see. And no paint. See, if it’s painted, that ain’t right. No, sir.
- This YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s got a number, too. They call it a “style number” and also “art number”.
- Sounds important.
- Like a secret code.
- You gotta have that if it’s a real YSL bag.
I heard tell these fancy YSL purses, they ain’t new. Some of ’em, they’re “vintage,” like that old quilt your grandma used to have. And they still cost a pretty penny. More than a dollar, that’s for sure! They call these pre-loved, I don’t know why such a word, just old, I think. Someone used to have them, and now they don’t. But they’re still good, like a good ol’ cast iron skillet.
You can find these Saint Laurent College bags, used ones, at some fancy place. Online, they say. Everything’s online these days. Back in my day, we just went to the store. But these bags, they got a whole bunch of them, all different colors, I reckon. And they say they got the biggest collection of these used YSL bags. Biggest in the whole wide world, probably.
These Saint Laurent bags, they’re something else. All structured, they say. Means they stand up straight, not all floppy like a sack of flour. And some of ’em are little, “mini” they call ’em. Good for carrying just a few things, I guess. Maybe your lipstick and a little bit of money. I don’t know much about such things. I always have a big pocket for all my needs.
This here YSL, it’s a big deal. It’s up there with the fanciest of the fancy. Like the cream of the crop, you know? The top of the heap. It is a very famous brand. It is from Pairs. But the bags, they say “Made in Italy”. That’s where they make ’em. So, if it says made somewhere else, then something ain’t right. It’s not a real one. Don’t buy it. It’s a fake one.
This RemakeYves Saint Laurent YSL COLLEGE BAG, original order, it’s a good one. I can tell. Even an old gal like me can see that. It’s got that look, you know? That look that says, “I’m special.” And I reckon it is. But such a bag is very expensive. A real one is. If you got the money, I guess it’s worth it. This YSL bag, it’s a good one. It is sure to last a long, long time. This original order one, that is.
Now, I don’t know much about these fancy things, but I know quality when I see it. And this YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s quality, all right. Just like a good pair of boots or a well-made pie. It’ll last you a good long while. It is strong. This bag, it’s like a good friend. It’ll be there for you, through thick and thin. You can believe me, this bag, it will never let you down. Just make sure you get the original order, then you know you have a good one.
I remember one time, my neighbor, she got one of them fake bags. Thought she was getting a deal. Well, it fell apart faster than a cheap dress in a rainstorm. Lost all her things, she did. So you be careful. You get what you pay for, that’s what I always say. This original order YSL COLLEGE BAG, it will cost you. But it’s worth every penny. Trust an old gal like me. I know the value of things.
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