This here, this Prada Small Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag, it’s a real fancy thing, ain’t it? See it in them fancy stores, all shiny and new. They call it “specialty stores”, I hear. Cost a whole lotta money, that’s for sure. More than I ever spent on a whole year’s worth of groceries, I tell ya!
Now, I seen a lot of bags in my time, but this one, it’s got some kinda special leather. They call it “Saffiano”. Sounds like some kinda fancy Italian food, don’t it? But it’s tough, I guess. You could probably drop it in a mud puddle and wipe it clean. Not that you’d want to do that with a bag this pricey!
They got all these colors, too. I seen a brown and red one, they call that “Colorblock”. Makes it look all patchwork, like my old quilt. It’s a 2023 new thing. That bag is somethin’ else, though. Shiny gold parts on it, they call it “hardware”. Like what you’d find at the hardware store, but way fancier. And the handles, they’re all rolled up, like a cinnamon roll, but made of leather, you see?
Inside, it’s all lined with leather, too. Some of them is red inside! Real pretty, like the inside of a watermelon. Not like my old purse, that’s for sure. That thing’s got more holes than a screen door. But this Prada bag, it’s all neat and tidy inside. Got pockets and zippers and all sorts of things.
- Prada Saffiano Bag, that’s what them fancy folks call it.
- “The Galleria” is another name they use. Sounds like a place you’d go to look at pretty pictures.
- And sometimes they say “Special edition”, like it’s some kinda rare bird or somethin’.
You know, they say you can tell if it’s a real Prada Small Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag by lookin’ at the inside. They put a little tag in there, made of ceramic, if it’s a leather bag, you know. If it ain’t leather, the tag might be leather. But if it’s plastic, or just some old cloth, then it ain’t real, they say. And every real Prada bag, it’s got a secret number in it, a “factory code”. Like a secret code, just for that bag.
Folks buy these bags online, too. I seen it on the computer. They say you can get ’em cheaper that way, used, you know. But you gotta be careful. Gotta make sure it’s a real one, not some fake. They say there’s experts who can tell, they “authenticated” it. They say you can get it for “up to 90% off”. And then they say “20% off”. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a good deal, don’t it?
Now this one bag, they call it the Prada Top Handle Bag. It is brown and red, that “colorblock” thing again. And this bag, they say it’s from the “2023 Collection”. Like it is some kind of fashion show or something. That Saffiano leather, it is real popular, I guess.
One lady, she was talkin’ ’bout the inside of her Prada Saffiano Bag. Said the red inside was the main reason she wanted it. Said it was a “sharp contrast”, like black and white, you know? Said the red leather was “vibrant”. Like a bright, sunny day. She is from Burkina Faso. I don’t know where that is but sound far.
And this other bag, it’s got these two handles on top, they call ’em “rolled top handles”. And a strap you can put on your shoulder, they call that a “shoulder strap”. You can take it off if you want, they say it’s “detachable”. And it’s got zippers, two of ’em. They call that “zip-fastening”.
They put this little triangle thing on the bag, too. Made of metal, with some kind of shiny stuff on it. They call it an “enamel triangle logo”. That’s the Prada mark, I reckon. Like a brand on a cow, but fancier. They say it is “in stock”. I think that means they have a lot of it in the store.
This Prada Small Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag, it’s a real mystery to me. Why folks spend so much money on a bag, I don’t know. But it sure is pretty, ain’t it? Maybe one day, when I win the lottery, I’ll get me one. But for now, I’ll just stick to my old trusty purse. It might not be fancy, but it holds all my things just fine.
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